About the author.

#1 National Worst-selling author.

Winner of the Tassonyi Household Participation Award for putting his writing aside for five minutes to wash the dishes.


Born and raised in Southern Ontario, Darcie grew up with an unusual surname, but at a certain point began noticing that babies were being named after him with increased regularity. He denies any involvement.

Always ahead of the curve, he was bi-racial long before Barack Obama made it popular. Some have argued that he was one of Barry’s early inspirations, but evidence for this is scant, and entirely fabricated.

A retired clinical psychologist, G.W. pines for the days when he used to know stuff. But none of that matters in the face of passion, and both Ann and his passion for writing characters he loves keep the old fires burning.




Here’s what people are saying.


Who are you and what are you talking about?

Interested Party

Me read a book? That would be a first.

Passing Pedestrian.

What do I think of what?

Random Passer-by.

I dunno, but can you spare twenty bucks for a cup of coffee?

Thirsty Fan.